Shit My Students Write

Men's liberation

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:23:04 -0400

I am proud to be a male. First of all, call me a pussy that’s fine, just as long as it isn’t me that is carrying the baby in my stomach for nine months.

Both/and

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:20:07 -0400

I strongly agree and disagree with that statement to some extent.

Paint fumes

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:17:21 -0400

Graffitti is art, old people just don’t understand it. I wish I could take them to see real street art but they would probably die from paint fumes.

brainstatic: Shitmystudentswrite posted something so beautiful...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:29:42 -0400

brainstatic:

Shitmystudentswrite posted something so beautiful I just had to make a cheesy wallpaper quote out of it. Here’s the original post.

Shit white people like

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:22:11 -0400

Acting white is defined as buying and accepting slaves. This behavior is viewed very negatively because in our time now slavery is over and done with. Back in the day slavery was a traumatic event for the african americans. Highly offensive.

The words we say

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:09:00 -0400

The words that we say, are what we have and believe in our hearts, and when we verbalize those words, that becomes the words we say.

Eureka, CA

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:54:19 -0400

Entering California is entering the epiphany of what one calls the American Grid System.

This Jesus man

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:02:25 -0400

This Jesus man leads into our second research point.

Full scale

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:41:34 -0400

In 1937 the axis alliance full scale war between China and Japan. This is called “full-scale,” since a lot of raping was involved. The Japanese are and were ruthless.

Such great gifts from heaven

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:32:00 -0400

Later on in History the Native Americans will pay for their conspiracies toward the Europeans and thinking that they were such great gifts from heaven.

References to religion

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:20:42 -0400

Frankenstein has many references to religion. The Bible also has many references to religion.

A person's a person, no matter how small

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:20:09 -0400

Paul Taylor considers all forms of life, from trees to TA’s, as equally deserving of moral consideration.

Homo

Sat, 04 May 2013 16:00:47 -0400

It is thought that he might also be a homo.

Hybrids

Fri, 03 May 2013 10:57:03 -0400

So, in the film, we have these three little girls. They never chose to be hybrids, they just came out of a white man’s weiner and went into an aboriginal woman’s vajay-jay, or vice versa.

Death problems and health

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:28:18 -0400

However, legalizing performance enhancing drugs would lead to negative effects on athletes such as death problems and health.

And what not

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:42:21 -0400

Scientists are well educated and don’t make mistakes because they have their degrees and what not.

That's why it's a sonnet.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:35:35 -0400

A sonnet is “when the football team goes to the library, not to attack but to study” and that’s why it’s a sonnet.

Genocide studies

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 12:59:55 -0400

I think ethnic cleansing means cleaning out your body and soul and becoming refreshed with a new beginning.

Mommy issues

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:37:34 -0400

Huck Finn had unresolved mommy issues, which is why he offered up Widow Disposable as a blood sacrifice for Tom and the rest of the gang.

The Wikipedia of bad similes

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:48:27 -0400

Politics is what happens when social structures want to edit themselves, almost as if they are the Wikipedia of bad similes.