At the end of every meal, we play the dessert game. My friend reads the description of the dessert we had chosen and the waiter has to guess which dessert it is. If he cannot guess correctly, out dessert is displayed on the check as “Happy Ending” and is free. Strip clubs also have happy endings. This is the title given to intercourse after a private dance with one of the strippers. That inappropriate dessert is not free. Chances are, you’ll have some hefty medical bills for having an STD. That is the opposite of a happy ending.