Shit My Students Write | She chops! She chops!

She chops! She chops!

She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.

Posted on January 23, 2012 with 829 notes
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