In Egypt, cats used to be seen as the symbolic and sacred animal. However scholars who have read and analyse the Bible claim there is never a mention of cats throughout.
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Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious
Sigmund Freud had two white tigers. One of them attacked him.
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Color blind stupidity
Twain uses the character of Pap to show that white people are just as stupid as black people.
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Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool.
Joan of Arc drove to England and crowned the Fresh Prince.
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Slaves: good at cleaning
Virginians did not want to abolish slavery because the slaves kept the state very clean.
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Baking in early America
America was founded on the principle that one cannot have one’s cake and eat it too.
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Biblical cats
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The dream of the 90s
Within the 20th century, the ‘90s were hands down the greatest decade for a boy to be born and raised through. The pop-culture and technology was simply at its prime. We’ll start from the beginning. What do kids at the age from just being born to about six years old care about? That’s simple, breast milk; but more importantly, toys. Although the breast milk in the 90s was most likely delicious, there is no existing cryogenically frozen breast milk lab for me to prove it. However, I sure as hell can sell you on how awesome the toys were.
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Let the meat cake!
Mary Antwinet is famous for saying “let the meat cake.” She was a leader of the French revelation. She was very popular and fashionable until she died from guilty.
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She chops! She chops!
She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.
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Gun Control
American settlers also used guns and protected themselves and their family’s from Indian attacks, claim jumpers, and much more. If they had outlawed guns because Billy the Kid killed some people where would we be today? Still living on the west coast, ruled by England?