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Underused units of measure
His hair is the length of an unused number two pencil.
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Sex encounter of the mind
Intersexual selection is the sex encounter of the mind.
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Do-over
I am retaking this class and I am expecting you to help me to get better grade.
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What am I saying?
What am I saying, you ask? I will explain with my analyzing.
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Specifically noted
It is not illegal to be married to the same sex if you live in China, but it is specifically noted that go ahead if you want but some might believe it is an illness.
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Best kept retirement secret
Following the theme of drinking for immortality is the Fountain of Youth, which has been circulated around the world for thousands of years. The legendary fountain is said to have been discovered by Ponce de Leon while he was exploring the area around what is now Florida back in 1513. This could very well explain the cause of so many retired people moving to Florida.
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It’s people!
And so the moral of Sweeney Todd is that you should be careful what you eat, because it might be people.
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Invictus
In the fell clutch of circumcision,
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance,
My head is bloodied but unbowed.
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The “closet” solution
My solution to this dispute of gays being married would be a simple fix. I would let homosexuals get married but the wedding could not be in open view of the public. It would have to be in a closed location and they could not broad cast that they are being married to anyone other than their selves. This would keep all of the confusion down about gay marriage. The public would not know anything about the weddings just the couple being married. I would not let the gay couple show any type of affection for each other in public. This solution would solve a lot of problems in the world about gay marriage.
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Dumb sensitive kids
In the 1986 there were self esteem classes in California that would praise kids whenever they did anything in order motivate them to do better. Now kids can fail again and again and again, but so we don’t hurt their feelings, we allow them to redo and retake whatever it is they fail at. This shouldn’t be allowed because we will have dumb sensitive kids making more dumb sensitive kids.