March 2012
20 posts
LUGs
Apparently you can be a lesbian, and then change your mind. I have no problem with gay or lesbian relationships, but don’t sit on the fence about it, especially don’t allow your relationship to be published, to the world because of the use of the Internet, and then go back on your own sexuality.
Only because he is a horn ball
Bestiality is something that when it involves men we see it as it is only because he is a horn ball and do not get shunned by his friends if they find out but when it is a woman they are considered dirty and usually leave town and start a new life because of the offense she has committed. Although it is not “bestiality” it is still a crazy thing to do.
In these legends the...
George wasn't that great a writer.
The problem in the begining of Christianity were the mediocre accounts of Jesus because the only evidence of his life were through the gospels of John, Paul, George and Luke.
Raining cats and cats
later the hurricane was downgraded to a cat orgy 3.
Not a scholarly source
Wikipedia may forever have the greatest collaboration of knowledge, that is mostly accurate, ever.
Classic documents
The Mona Lisa was mostly graphics and you don’t hear people complaining about that.
February 2012
13 posts
The Battle of Civil Rights
Martin Luther King Jr. fought in the civil rights war with Abraham Lincoln to free all of the colored people.
Analogies
Denzel Washington is to acting as cookie dough is to ice cream; Amazing!
The tit of his penis
It was at the Jewish barmitsfa that a young boy gets circumscribed, which means having the tit of his penis cut off ritualistically speaking.
The Assassination of Jesse James
Shortly after delivering his I Have a Dream speech, Martin Luther King was assassinated by Jesse James.
Your work's cut out for you.
It is not possible to prove to someone the existence of God if he first doesn’t accept the existence of God.
Don't underestimate the importance of body...
Eye contact can show you how much the person means what they say. For example if a husband looks his wife in the eye and says “I love you” it will come across better then him looking at his car and saying it even if he sometimes loves his car more.
An Eye for a Skittle
The punishment should always be proportionate to the crime. For example, it would be proportionate to kill someone if they stole your candy.
It's funny 'cause it's true.
Its always the hot ones who are crazy.
Critical examination
Unless the question is in regards to the book, the question is confusing.
Pull!
To me I don’t understand how those soldiers could even kill little kids even babies. They would just throw babies in the air and shoot them like they were at target practice.
Gary Oldman of the Sex Pistols
Gambino is referring to Gary Oldman of the Sex Pistols and his movie persona, Sid Vicious.
Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious
Sigmund Freud had two white tigers. One of them attacked him.
Color blind stupidity
Twain uses the character of Pap to show that white people are just as stupid as black people.
January 2012
18 posts
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.
Joan of Arc drove to England and crowned the Fresh Prince.
