October 2011
22 posts
Suburban slavery
Restrictive covenants after the Great Depression weren’t fair because white people couldn’t take their slaves with them to the suburbs.
No need for worldly shit
It was around that time that the Buddha defecated himself from worldly attachment.
Infanticide: mostly not okay
Killing your own child is something that most, if not all, people would frown upon.
Marriage equality
By union with his energies, we gay union with the very ground of being, and thus we gain eternal being and life.
Illegal cavity search
Dollree Mapp’s house was entered illegally by law enforcement officials without a labial search warrant.
You know what they say about a girl in jeans...
Many people would not call themselves a feminist for being defined as the stereotypical jean wearing lesbian radical.
Size-ism
Especially in the 1930’s, there was a great fear of munchkins, however unethical, it was a reality.
Post-race America
Racism only exists in the eyes of the ignorant. Don’t people realize that Ghandi Mohandas put an end to rascism in America in the early part of the 18th century? Obviously not since professors keep qouting him. I don’t mean to sound holier than thou, but sometimes i think I have a better handle on the cultural constructions of the modern world.
Aloha, babes & bros.
Are you ready to surf the ‘waves’ of feminism?
National Coming Out Day, Pt. 2
When I was reading David Sedaris’s book Naked, I was really confused about why he made the main character so gay. I don’t think he should have done that.
National Coming Out Day
Also, I would like to say, that the child would have a 70% chance of turning gay or homosexual by the time he\she turns 15.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
This law is not discriminating against smokers, if anything I think that it can be helpful. Having to incontinently stand outside in awful weather conditions is just another reason to quit.
The Gospel according to Hitler
Jesus spread his beliefs throughout the Holy Land in what came to be known as the Holocaust.
Traditions passed down through generations
My grandma loves cock on Sunday afternoons and I like to watch when she does!
No babies for crybabies
Temperament is very heritable because no normal woman wants to reproduce with a man that cries when he can’t find his socks.
The obsolescence of the burqini
Islam mandates women to be only homemakers and mothers. They are not allowed to jet ski, play catch, or do anything except remain in the hot desert sun.
Creepy Smalls
Christopher Walken, otherwise know as the Notorious B.I.G., or Biggie, can related to going from poor to rich.
We randomly got it on.
I was in a relationship with this guy, but it was spermatic.
September 2011
14 posts
One of these things is semi-like the other
The similarities between these two articles is that each is semi-similar.
Circle jerk
In life men develop different ideas of what being a man is. Some think that it’s about supporting a family. Others feel that it means beating each other off.
