May 2012
23 posts
Putting a shit on a child's back
All of these indeed involve sacrifice and time, but just the simple act of putting a shit on a struggling child’s back can give us great rewards in heaven.
Hores should be free
Hores should not be tamed. Hores should be kept wild and free. If a hore gets caught she will kick you in the face.
Poster puppies
How hypocritical is it that PETA’s poster woman is former, bosomy showgirl, model and actress, Pamela Anderson. Thankfully, the second most abundant element on earth is silicon, but nonetheless, I still wonder how many animals were harmed in the making of those puppies.
To Thrill a Mockingbird
Aunt Alexandra spends a lot of time in the novel trying to rub her femininity onto Scout.
Intentionality? Check!
For example, stripping is a performance (as it has become more embedded into our society) and it fits all of the requirements of a performance. When one goes to a strip club, we expect stripping (intentionality? Check!).
Mind the Gap
Without writing, we would all hopelessly crumple to the bottom of subway station tracks as we collectively failed to ‘Mind the Gap.’
No one can make up maps!
Take lord of the Rings for example, there’s a lot of truth to be found within it’s pages. Can anyone honestly tell me that there is history be be found in Tolkien’s work? Just look at the maps in the back of the books, NO ONE can make that up!
The Great Fashion War
World War Two could have been started by anything. For all we know, it could have been because Hitler didn’t like Winston Churchill’s shoes that day.
Bloody show
When reading this, I automatically thought of menstrual shows and how similar they were. No they weren’t dressed in a specific way or making fun of themselves, but what they were doing still provided entertainment for their white audiences. These menstrual groups were formed in the 1840s, and became national popular entertainment. At first, menstrual shows were played by white men in black face....
The feminist plague
Feminism is an issue plaguing women everywhere across the world. Some people just speak on the issue; others act upon it. Some take it more serious than others; some just don’t care that much at all about the issue.
An F for effort.
As you know I also have not been keeping up with my HW assignments, this is due to the fact of not having the course book.
The booty that launched a thousand ships
The booty of Helen of Troy was legendary.
The Biggest Loser: Savior Edition
Jesus took twelve of the biggest losers around and created the largest advertising “business” of all time.
Bros before hoes
Football is a great way to bond with people you have never boned before.
Wage inequity
Two individual rights that are protected by the US Constitution an the French Declaration of the Rights of Man are that when men work hard, they get paid more, but if they don’t work hard, they get the same amount of money as the women.
Love is a powerful force.
Love is a powerful force that penetrates the deep sea of time. It allows the man to bond with the female corpse.
Adequate isn't good enough.
My girlfriend stimulated me adequately. So I felt upset and angry.
The lord works in mysterious ways.
I firmly believe that the crucifixion is not something you can do to yourself simply because you do not have enough hands.
Monkey see, monkey do
Just like the saying “monkey see, monkey do,” monkey says “I want to be a transvestite.”
On the other hand...
Throughout the course of our history racism has been the cause of many pains and many losses. However, racism has also been the cause of many great successes.
History of suffrage
All the women had to move to whorehouses because the soldiers at the front were tired and sick and needed relief. This is why they got the vote.
Coming in and out of his wife
As normal he went out hunting the next morning but this time he finished his task quickly so that he could find out who was coming in and out of his wife.
Not as bad as slavery
Having tattoos is just like slavery but not as bad.
