April 2011
29 posts
Don't even think about it.
I do not intend to mediate the artistic process with my mind.
Apr 30th
117 notes
Generational suffixes
Sammy Davis Jr. was the son of Sammy Davis Sr.
Apr 29th
64 notes
Rebels and onions got no respect.
The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.
Apr 28th
595 notes
Doing it like crazy
Macbeth couldn’t have loved Lady Macbeth because he was crazy and too busy hallucinating witches and stuff. Also, crazy people can’t do it without going crazy midway through.
Apr 27th
645 notes
Multi-culti mornings
There are many different races of bagels.
Apr 26th
236 notes
Never forget.
Was it the Revolutionary War or the Civil War that the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor?
Apr 25th
500 notes
The eye of the beholder
So far happiness for Jane is what she assumes is happiness.
Apr 24th
59 notes
Pay it forward.
Humans who struggle with hunger lose hope, and those with hope don’t have hunger and should give those with hunger, reason to hope.
Apr 23rd
57 notes
Vietnam and Woodstock veterans agree:
Most respondents stated that attitudes towards sex changed after the Vietnam and Woodstock wars.
Apr 22nd
101 notes
It's not as racist as it sounds, I swear.
Please keep in mind while reading the following; I am in no way trying to be racist.  It may come off like that, but it is just to support what I think. Instead of accepting that Hispanics and white will be one, I want Hispanics to stop coming to America, and go back to where they came from.  This sounds bad, but I just wants best for me and everyone I know.
Apr 21st
481 notes
It's a pissing contest.
He urines to be accepted.
Apr 20th
149 notes
Feminist bodies (of water)
Feminism is an ocean. It’s large sea of ideals created a powerful current of changes in waves. The waves of feminism beat the status quo for women just as the ocean’s tide beats and erodes the ocean.
Apr 19th
120 notes
Wily like a fox
Like a woman seduces a horny man, Hitler captivated the people of Germany.
Apr 18th
856 notes
Sodom did a lot for sex.
Sodom and Gomorrah really blew the lid off the sexual revolution for people to be more experimental with sex, and the gays getting to have some. But Jesus put a stop to that!
Apr 17th
310 notes
Like so many things...
It was started by some famous dead guy.
Apr 15th
184 notes
I had no idea when we left the bar.
I felt so guilty because I realized I was aiding in the bedding of a criminal.
Apr 14th
67 notes
He always did prefer thighs and drumsticks.
Indians, the other dark meat, were saved from extinction by the humanitarian, Andrew Jackson.
Apr 13th
173 notes
Keep hop alive.
Frederick Douglass coped with his anguish by hopping.
Apr 12th
71 notes
Pre-Megan's Law
Before the days of colonization, America was like a young, untouched child.
Apr 11th
184 notes
Flipper was his homeboy.
Steinbeck always wrote with a porpoise.
Apr 10th
173 notes
Anti-semitic sex ed
Sex is contact between male and female gentiles.
Apr 9th
159 notes
I don't remember the civil war, like, at all.
I’ve lived my whole life on the west coast and to me, the civil war seems like a really really long time ago.
Apr 8th
139 notes
Party foul
And it was all cool until the Turks came along with their Ottoman Empire.
Apr 8th
200 notes
The sun never set on the Roman planets.
Rome went on to conquer other territories and planets.
Apr 6th
208 notes
Civil war within civil war
When the Muslims and Islams went to war in India…
Apr 5th
72 notes
We continue to deny kids the vote!
The theme of the movie seems to be depicted through these children, as their struggles and suffrages they have encountered and those they will continue to encounter.
Apr 4th
11 notes
The air almost all around us
Whether it’s taking a walk outside, breathing the air, or eating some corn, the environment is almost everywhere you look.
Apr 3rd
152 notes
Historical geography
Latin America is a big chunk of land that has been around for centuries.
Apr 2nd
57 notes
Upward mobility
Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia.
Apr 1st
607 notes