April 2011
29 posts
Don't even think about it.
I do not intend to mediate the artistic process with my mind.
Generational suffixes
Sammy Davis Jr. was the son of Sammy Davis Sr.
Rebels and onions got no respect.
The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.
Doing it like crazy
Macbeth couldn’t have loved Lady Macbeth because he was crazy and too busy hallucinating witches and stuff. Also, crazy people can’t do it without going crazy midway through.
Multi-culti mornings
There are many different races of bagels.
Never forget.
Was it the Revolutionary War or the Civil War that the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor?
The eye of the beholder
So far happiness for Jane is what she assumes is happiness.
Pay it forward.
Humans who struggle with hunger lose hope, and those with hope don’t have hunger and should give those with hunger, reason to hope.
Vietnam and Woodstock veterans agree:
Most respondents stated that attitudes towards sex changed after the Vietnam and Woodstock wars.
It's not as racist as it sounds, I swear.
Please keep in mind while reading the following; I am in no way trying to be racist. It may come off like that, but it is just to support what I think. Instead of accepting that Hispanics and white will be one, I want Hispanics to stop coming to America, and go back to where they came from. This sounds bad, but I just wants best for me and everyone I know.
It's a pissing contest.
He urines to be accepted.
Feminist bodies (of water)
Feminism is an ocean. It’s large sea of ideals created a powerful current of changes in waves. The waves of feminism beat the status quo for women just as the ocean’s tide beats and erodes the ocean.
Wily like a fox
Like a woman seduces a horny man, Hitler captivated the people of Germany.
Sodom did a lot for sex.
Sodom and Gomorrah really blew the lid off the sexual revolution for people to be more experimental with sex, and the gays getting to have some. But Jesus put a stop to that!
Like so many things...
It was started by some famous dead guy.
I had no idea when we left the bar.
I felt so guilty because I realized I was aiding in the bedding of a criminal.
He always did prefer thighs and drumsticks.
Indians, the other dark meat, were saved from extinction by the humanitarian, Andrew Jackson.
Keep hop alive.
Frederick Douglass coped with his anguish by hopping.
Pre-Megan's Law
Before the days of colonization, America was like a young, untouched child.
Flipper was his homeboy.
Steinbeck always wrote with a porpoise.
Anti-semitic sex ed
Sex is contact between male and female gentiles.
I don't remember the civil war, like, at all.
I’ve lived my whole life on the west coast and to me, the civil war seems like a really really long time ago.
Party foul
And it was all cool until the Turks came along with their Ottoman Empire.
The sun never set on the Roman planets.
Rome went on to conquer other territories and planets.
Civil war within civil war
When the Muslims and Islams went to war in India…
We continue to deny kids the vote!
The theme of the movie seems to be depicted through these children, as their struggles and suffrages they have encountered and those they will continue to encounter.
The air almost all around us
Whether it’s taking a walk outside, breathing the air, or eating some corn, the environment is almost everywhere you look.
Historical geography
Latin America is a big chunk of land that has been around for centuries.
Upward mobility
Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia.