December 2011
18 posts
Choose your own possibly realistic adventure
People can do essentially anything and, on top of that, can choose to be a different race and experience a possibly realistic or unrealistic sense of what it is like to be of a different ethnicity.
Dec 30th
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Mac vs. PC
PC is a old gay, who wears traditional and formal. Mac is a young gay, who looks modern and informal. On the other side, Mac is lighter than PC, because the old gay is fatter than young gay. In conclusion, APPLE used this form of comparison to show the benefits of Mac.
Dec 27th
676 notes
A pretty big bitch-slap
This event was a wake-up call in which our human tendency to deny death was faced with a pretty big bitch-slap of how such thinking, such complacency, is but a fool’s dream.
Dec 26th
214 notes
Bring us some fucking pudding
In “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” they don’t like pudding because they say it is “figgy,” which is what they said for the F word a long time ago.
Dec 23rd
569 notes
Except on your birthday...
Love is something that is inedible.
Dec 22nd
178 notes
I knew it was my husband's fault...
A major contribution to the end of a marriage is the man’s prolonged existence.
Dec 21st
619 notes
Just desserts
Rawls says that justice happens when everyone gets his just desserts, i.e. an equal piece of the pie.
Dec 20th
144 notes
Let there be light!
The Enlightenment started when Einstein invented the light bulb.  Until then people could not work long enough to figure things out because it got dark too early.
Dec 19th
643 notes
Widespread murder and/or genocide
Terrorism doesn’t have to be a widespread murder to be classified as terrorism, it can also include genocide.
Dec 16th
123 notes
Nonverbal communication
It is popular belief that most communication between humans is done non-verbally and growing up my mom would tell me things like, “stand up straight and push your chest out honey, it lets boys know you’re available.” But I always wondered how much of those nonverbal cues do we consciously pick up.
Dec 14th
241 notes
Crazy, party of one.
Most of the people doesn’t have sanity, maybe there are big group of persons that say that they have it, but it is because sanity is decided by a majority of one.  Those people  are always trying to convince others so they won’t be alone, and because the more persons they get to believe in that idea, more and more people are going to believe in their sanity too.
Dec 14th
121 notes
Rocket (wo)man
Rockets are like women: the hotter the better.
Dec 13th
205 notes
Cross-cultural music appreciation
An African hymn which might sound all happy and joyous to individuals living in Canada, is really a miserable depressed story they are telling through their rituals.
Dec 9th
99 notes
Buildings are like the bone(r)s of the city.
Augustus Caesar excelled at large projects. He was responsible for all of the new erections in Rome.
Dec 8th
365 notes
Use some G-D teamwork
The pyramids were damn sure not built by one man who preferred being isolated rather than to participate in human interaction and neither was the Manhatten project (The creation and application of the atomic bomb).
Dec 7th
67 notes
Paradigm shift
Unlike Freud, the Big Five theorists did not think that everything is about “doing it.”
Dec 7th
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A steaming pile of musical wonder
African and Caribbean influences are among the most relevant in the style with all these musical dialects becoming intertwined, creating a steaming pile of musical wonder that took the nation, and world, by storm.
Dec 5th
231 notes
Shrinkage
The wind whistled up the leg of his trousers and froze his ambition.
Dec 3rd
486 notes