February 2012
13 posts
The Battle of Civil Rights
Martin Luther King Jr. fought in the civil rights war with Abraham Lincoln to free all of the colored people.
Analogies
Denzel Washington is to acting as cookie dough is to ice cream; Amazing!
The tit of his penis
It was at the Jewish barmitsfa that a young boy gets circumscribed, which means having the tit of his penis cut off ritualistically speaking.
The Assassination of Jesse James
Shortly after delivering his I Have a Dream speech, Martin Luther King was assassinated by Jesse James.
Your work's cut out for you.
It is not possible to prove to someone the existence of God if he first doesn’t accept the existence of God.
Don't underestimate the importance of body...
Eye contact can show you how much the person means what they say. For example if a husband looks his wife in the eye and says “I love you” it will come across better then him looking at his car and saying it even if he sometimes loves his car more.
An Eye for a Skittle
The punishment should always be proportionate to the crime. For example, it would be proportionate to kill someone if they stole your candy.
It's funny 'cause it's true.
Its always the hot ones who are crazy.
Critical examination
Unless the question is in regards to the book, the question is confusing.
Pull!
To me I don’t understand how those soldiers could even kill little kids even babies. They would just throw babies in the air and shoot them like they were at target practice.
Gary Oldman of the Sex Pistols
Gambino is referring to Gary Oldman of the Sex Pistols and his movie persona, Sid Vicious.
Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious
Sigmund Freud had two white tigers. One of them attacked him.
Color blind stupidity
Twain uses the character of Pap to show that white people are just as stupid as black people.
January 2012
18 posts
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.
Joan of Arc drove to England and crowned the Fresh Prince.
Slaves: good at cleaning
Virginians did not want to abolish slavery because the slaves kept the state very clean.
Baking in early America
America was founded on the principle that one cannot have one’s cake and eat it too.
Biblical cats
In Egypt, cats used to be seen as the symbolic and sacred animal. However scholars who have read and analyse the Bible claim there is never a mention of cats throughout.
The dream of the 90s
Within the 20th century, the ‘90s were hands down the greatest decade for a boy to be born and raised through. The pop-culture and technology was simply at its prime. We’ll start from the beginning. What do kids at the age from just being born to about six years old care about? That’s simple, breast milk; but more importantly, toys. Although the breast milk in the 90s was most likely delicious,...
Let the meat cake!
Mary Antwinet is famous for saying “let the meat cake.” She was a leader of the French revelation. She was very popular and fashionable until she died from guilty.
She chops! She chops!
She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.
Gun Control
American settlers also used guns and protected themselves and their family’s from Indian attacks, claim jumpers, and much more. If they had outlawed guns because Billy the Kid killed some people where would we be today? Still living on the west coast, ruled by England?
The referential abyss
What that pervious statement means is that it means what it means.
Gender in early America
The farmers in Massachusetts thought of the new government as just another form of Tranny.
Slowly fast
Even my rare, but still occasional, eye blinks were seemingly in slow motion while actually very quick.
Twice as bad
One of the worst leaders in history is Joseph Stalin, who later was known as Adolf Hitler.
Music to my loins
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response.
Kuntian philosophy
If your girlfriend were to ask Kant how she looked, Kant would be a cunt and say ‘You do not look good’ instead of lying.
The ol' standby
A second function of families is to have the same partner for sexual activity. People like to have a go-to person for their romantic pleasures.
Unknown bottoms
The picture depicts about 15 women, all in black tops, with unknown bottoms.
Nom nom nom
Tournament Sports of the Middle Ages were exciting, but dangerous, such as bear baiting and cock biting.
Scientific Racism
Scientific Racism is when someone is against your beliefs scientificaly. Including medically and scientificly.
December 2011
18 posts
Choose your own possibly realistic adventure
People can do essentially anything and, on top of that, can choose to be a different race and experience a possibly realistic or unrealistic sense of what it is like to be of a different ethnicity.
Mac vs. PC
PC is a old gay, who wears traditional and formal. Mac is a young gay, who looks modern and informal. On the other side, Mac is lighter than PC, because the old gay is fatter than young gay. In conclusion, APPLE used this form of comparison to show the benefits of Mac.
A pretty big bitch-slap
This event was a wake-up call in which our human tendency to deny death was faced with a pretty big bitch-slap of how such thinking, such complacency, is but a fool’s dream.
Bring us some fucking pudding
In “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” they don’t like pudding because they say it is “figgy,” which is what they said for the F word a long time ago.
Except on your birthday...
Love is something that is inedible.
I knew it was my husband's fault...
A major contribution to the end of a marriage is the man’s prolonged existence.
Just desserts
Rawls says that justice happens when everyone gets his just desserts, i.e. an equal piece of the pie.
Let there be light!
The Enlightenment started when Einstein invented the light bulb. Until then people could not work long enough to figure things out because it got dark too early.
Widespread murder and/or genocide
Terrorism doesn’t have to be a widespread murder to be classified as terrorism, it can also include genocide.
Nonverbal communication
It is popular belief that most communication between humans is done non-verbally and growing up my mom would tell me things like, “stand up straight and push your chest out honey, it lets boys know you’re available.” But I always wondered how much of those nonverbal cues do we consciously pick up.
Crazy, party of one.
Most of the people doesn’t have sanity, maybe there are big group of persons that say that they have it, but it is because sanity is decided by a majority of one. Those people are always trying to convince others so they won’t be alone, and because the more persons they get to believe in that idea, more and more people are going to believe in their sanity too.
Rocket (wo)man
Rockets are like women: the hotter the better.
Cross-cultural music appreciation
An African hymn which might sound all happy and joyous to individuals living in Canada, is really a miserable depressed story they are telling through their rituals.
Buildings are like the bone(r)s of the city.
Augustus Caesar excelled at large projects. He was responsible for all of the new erections in Rome.
Use some G-D teamwork
The pyramids were damn sure not built by one man who preferred being isolated rather than to participate in human interaction and neither was the Manhatten project (The creation and application of the atomic bomb).
Paradigm shift
Unlike Freud, the Big Five theorists did not think that everything is about “doing it.”
A steaming pile of musical wonder
African and Caribbean influences are among the most relevant in the style with all these musical dialects becoming intertwined, creating a steaming pile of musical wonder that took the nation, and world, by storm.
Shrinkage
The wind whistled up the leg of his trousers and froze his ambition.
November 2011
16 posts
Posthumous publication
Plato wrote the last days of Socrates, and describes within that document how Socrates comes to accept his death is 399 B.C. The text was written the years following his death but wasn’t officially published by Penguin Classics until 1954.